There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021
Get the Roaches were renting rooms! mug.(n.) - The bain of one's existence. Often smelly, disrespectful, condescending, noisy, and all around horrible to know, let alone to live with. A roommate is often known to use your shit without permission, and return it in worse condition. If this means food, it is generally gone or at the least tainted beyond edibility. Roommates with typically dictate their own sleep schedule as if it is supreme to yours, stating they are an architecture major or some bullshit. Sometimes a roommate will play video games on your Xbox and television, talking to themselves while you are trying to be at peacel. Without noise canceling headphones, this can be extremely difficult. Particular roommates will make horrific noises, trying to deal with mucus build up in their windpipe. Kind of sounds like a cat coughing up a hair ball, while simultaneously scratching a chalkboard. It makes a person want to stab their roommate in the eye repeated, until the roommate ceases to live. If that isn't bad enough, a roommate will come back from the gym smelling as if he or she (he) has shit his or her (his) pants. To top it all off, a roommate will stare at a distance over your shoulder at whatever you are doing or watching on your computer. Sometimes, one might be compelled to do the same, but this time point an imaginary .50 cal sniper rifle at the back of the roommates head, pull the trigger, and fantasize about the ensuing carnage.
Sadly, one might begin to like to the roommate upon first appearance. Do not be fooled. I BESEECH YOU! Learn to deal, or GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
by TobehTheLangman June 12, 2011
Get the roommate mug.In the coal region of northeastern Pennsylvania, many home owners have a habit of creating a "showcase" room. It contains the finest and most expensive furniture in the home. This room is completely off limits with the rare exception of entertaining guests on very special occasions.
Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.
Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.
Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Toddler: "Mommy, mommy! My ball just rolled into the other room!"
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"
When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"
When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 13, 2009
Get the Scranton Room mug.The MOST messed up Japanese flash animation
Plot:
2 boys discuss an internet urban legend of a mysterious pop up ad with an unusually adorable voice saying the words "Do you like...?" and it is said that anyone that dares to close this pop up would die of a horrible death. One of the boys is doubtful and did some investigation; after searching the web and finding nothing, the boy gives up and surfed a different site. Then suddenly a pop up ad showed up with an unusually adorable voice saying (in Japanese) "Do you like...?". The boy then proceeds to close the ad, only to have it repeatedly reappear and then the voice said "Do you like red?" in an more adorable voice than before. The boy then continues to attempt to close the pop up (in vain). Finally the voice became even more adorable than before said "Do you like red room?", then a website with a list of dead people appears, the main character notices that his friend's name is at the bottom of the list. Suddenly a pair of hands appear and grabs the boy. The next day rumors spread that two boys had apparently committed suicide after painting their rooms red with their own blood, we then return to boy's computer, still on the website of with a list of dead people we the addition of the boy's name on it at the bottom of the list. The computer then shuts off with an eerie sound.
go to wikipedia and look up red room (animation) for the video
Plot:
2 boys discuss an internet urban legend of a mysterious pop up ad with an unusually adorable voice saying the words "Do you like...?" and it is said that anyone that dares to close this pop up would die of a horrible death. One of the boys is doubtful and did some investigation; after searching the web and finding nothing, the boy gives up and surfed a different site. Then suddenly a pop up ad showed up with an unusually adorable voice saying (in Japanese) "Do you like...?". The boy then proceeds to close the ad, only to have it repeatedly reappear and then the voice said "Do you like red?" in an more adorable voice than before. The boy then continues to attempt to close the pop up (in vain). Finally the voice became even more adorable than before said "Do you like red room?", then a website with a list of dead people appears, the main character notices that his friend's name is at the bottom of the list. Suddenly a pair of hands appear and grabs the boy. The next day rumors spread that two boys had apparently committed suicide after painting their rooms red with their own blood, we then return to boy's computer, still on the website of with a list of dead people we the addition of the boy's name on it at the bottom of the list. The computer then shuts off with an eerie sound.
go to wikipedia and look up red room (animation) for the video
by extreme133 August 16, 2010
Get the Red Room mug.this is a person who moves into your abode under the guise of a friend with something to offer. instead your stuck dealing with everyone of there problems cause all they know is to provide for themself at the expense of others. this person probably has out of control kids, a babies daddy with a half dozen duis, a fetish for ufc "bad boy" types (which make great father figures). this person is also totally niave to how fucked up they are, but is quick, very quick to remind you how you dont properly cater to them.
guy 1: what is with the pissed of faces in your house?
guy 2: our freaking roomhate. if her kid keeps crying, or her baby daddy keeps calling, im going to end up in prison.
guy 2: our freaking roomhate. if her kid keeps crying, or her baby daddy keeps calling, im going to end up in prison.
by mav303t June 17, 2010
Get the roomhate mug.The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
by LuckyPucker February 13, 2009
Get the Break Room Square Dance mug.When a small group of people stay in one room for a prolonged period of time that they slowly go insane
Same room insanity: Ben, Josh and Taz were in the same room for so long that they turned actually insane and Ben genuinely became gay
by chicken888 June 11, 2016
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