Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

by SwissDook May 26, 2016

Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

by Skddindbd June 16, 2018

rag-end

someone who has been half circumsised when the operation had to come to an abrupt halt (this may be due to war or other seriouse circumstances). therefore they have half a foreskin to waggle in the wind.

jay: hey dude, lets go skinny dipping
john:no way dude! people might see my rag-end.

by Jenny talls December 9, 2008

Rag Stabber

One who not only chooses, but prefers to engage in vaginal intercourse (preferably with a woman) while she is menstruating.

Oh wow this sucks, I just got my rag! Gotta find me a rag stabber so I can get lucky tonight.

God Peter is so boring. I wish he was a rag stabber.

by Daniroll April 11, 2009

puss rag

One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.

Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!

by Bryianzum June 5, 2015

On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

by Telephony July 28, 2016

blow rag

An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.

Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!

by freakout87 December 14, 2010