ripping

Exact farting at like the most precise instant moment ever

Man, if I adnt statid ripping da guy da sholy brok me face dooooogg

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

rip

to have sexual intercourse.

That bitch already let me rip. And she let me skeet up in her!

by 2La May 13, 2004

ripped

extremely drunk

I was so ripped at the club last night.

by Leslie September 17, 2003

ripped

Ridiculously hungover from the night before.

I drove back to my parents' house for Christmas, totally ripped from the night before.

by anonyyym January 11, 2009

ripped

To have something stolen or to steal.

somebody ripped my iPod when I wasn't looking

by Philip Ryan April 17, 2006

ripped

adj.
having had a brazilian bikini wax

"I just got ripped; I can barely walk! Get me some ice."

by face October 14, 2004

rip

To pass an enormously large amount of gas in someone's face.

Greg thought that if he looked real hard he could find a penny in my ass. While he was looking, I ripped.

(P.S. Greg is Jewish)

by thedude246 August 17, 2005