Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

plonk

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

Plonte Chanche

Wait till you see my dick , usually used by intoxicated boyfriends..

"I lobe you roo, plante chanche" translation: "I love you too, wait till you see my dick"

Girl: Boy you cray.
Man: *Air hump* PLONTE CHANCHE!
Girl: Wtf?
Man: "What? It's french..

by MysteriousDeviant April 29, 2012

puta pelon

It technically means "bald b****"
But some friends of mine use it to mean
"oh man" or "that sux"

"Puta pelon I failed that class,now I'm gonna have to take summer school!!!"

by chica_loca June 3, 2005

Polonia

is a vietnienese irish and puerto rican women are grumpy and bitchy are easy annoyed by the little things

this polonia chick

by robjhump February 25, 2010

Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.

Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.

by Deass November 7, 2014

plonk

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.

What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?

by Kit N May 7, 2017