puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Puddle Slut

Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.

Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?

Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.

by Appallo May 22, 2018

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012

Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

Butt-puddle

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.

Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015