Professional Robloxian Soccer

a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance

Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE

by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...

by My cock! January 18, 2022

Professional redditor

A person who spend most (if not all) of their time on the online site Reddit , a professional Redditor may or may not be a moderator for one if not many subreddits . A professional

Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma

Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor

by Among gus sus June 16, 2022

Professional Help

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.

-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

Professional

A person who:

- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet

"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper

by Chicken_absorber October 12, 2023