Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.
Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.
Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.
"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"
Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:
a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above
Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:
a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above
by SQA November 28, 2005
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Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.
Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
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Get the prograstinate mug.Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.
"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."
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Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.
Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.
Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!
Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.
Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.
Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.
Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.
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