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The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009
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Penguin Wave

When one waves with his elbow at someone when he/she only has one arm partially free and lacking the full range of motion to complete a full wave.

It is a deeply meaningful gesture showcasing the depth of commitment the waver has for the wave receiver; faced against all odds of completing a true hand wave, the waver still tries and does the next best thing.
A person carrying a bag and talking on the phone sees a friend passing by, he penguin waves with the elbow on the phone-arm.
by Mr. Wise Guy October 30, 2011
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Ass Penguin

(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"
by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010
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angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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urban penguin

The art of waddling through the hood with you pants around your ankles
I was urban penguin(ing) through Brooklyn and i got stabbed yesterday.
by Steveo1929 March 9, 2015
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Bag a penguin

Watching the Nuggets game, Bob totally tried to bag a penguin.
by Cloaca Lover June 7, 2009
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club penguin

Club Penguin is a gay virtual world where people make penguins and go on dates with people they don't know.
It's also full of faggots that ask to be your friend as soon as you come in the room! :D
by WildCanLose June 5, 2010
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