While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
by yourmom86 September 1, 2011
Get the Soccer Mom (sex position) mug.The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward
Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks
Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers
Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers
Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006
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A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.
Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!
by Richie De Bauchery August 28, 2015
Get the Roast Chicken Position mug.I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.
by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012
Get the 138 position mug.A variety of date rape drug that not only knocks your partner out cold, but also leaves them sleeping croached over on their knees face down with both hands spreading their cheeks wide.
Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006
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Get the missionary position mug.when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing.
like cuddling with a boy that isn't supposed to be at your house when you are alone. and you are in a 'compromising position' and your dad just saw. or walking in on two people that are close to each other and seem to want to escape and make small talk at a quick moment.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
by aye kay May 24, 2008
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