Houston Porcupine

when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron

Man me a betsy did the Houston Porcupine last night, and now she wants to golf

by dumpymchatfuck May 20, 2011

porous

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

Porcupine Effect

When the sensation of needing to take a dump causes the hair on your arms to stiffen and stand up, resembling a porcupine.

Just got mad Porcupine Effect after Taco Bell last night!

by Mr. Lloyd Christmas September 29, 2013

Focus Pocus

A mode you enter when you are facing a task that must get done. By any means necassary.

It is derived from the phrase "Hocus Pocus". Beacuse it seems like you perfomed magic when you complete the task.

Friend: Dude did you finish that 8-page term paper yet.

You: Nope, I haven't even started yet.

Friend: Are you serious? It's due next week.

You: Yeah I know. I'm going to have to go into Focus Pocus mode this week-end if I want to get it done.

by Deezo88 May 12, 2011

crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E May 3, 2011

Peanut Butter Porcupine

a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation

man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine

by PariahComplex May 12, 2011

Porcupwnage

When PorcupineJim Pwns you so epicly, you shit your intestines all over the floor while he proceeds to lol kick you in the face.

Porcupwnage example1: PorcupineJim backflips, kicks your holdall chest in half, decaps you with his forehead, then dances around with your head between his buttcheeks

Porcupwnage example2: PorcupineJim spins on his left foot, kicks you so hard in the pen0r that your it explodes blood everywhere. He then lands ass first on your limp corpse.

by ThatGuyoverthere111 October 24, 2008