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pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
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noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.
Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.
by batht March 17, 2018
mugGet the noodlin in the corporate pondmug.

expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.
I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!
by Cammythejammy February 22, 2023
mugGet the expanding the pondmug.

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond
Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?
by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018
mugGet the Cobble Pondmug.

go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses
by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023
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pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.
by Nothinspecial June 10, 2023
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Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.
"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."
by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017
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