laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

central point

A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.

Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"

by Rebel_Tin November 14, 2005

pointless

something that is a waste of time or of no use

It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Point Six

A derogatory term for one of African decent.

From 0.6 = 3/5 Reference to three-fifths compromise where slaves were counted as 60% of a person

You can see 0.6 using welfare to buy 40s during working hours, Monday through Friday.

by J. Spook April 5, 2003

point put

Used to confirm that one agrees with anothers statement or action. Usually shouted in anger of defeat or spoken non-chalently; never in between.

Passenger: If we take this offramp we will most definatly avoid the exiting soccer tournament traffic.
Driver: Yeah but then we'll miss all the hot moms.
Passenger: Ahh point put Patrick, point put.

by Trotski June 2, 2008

PointCrow

PointCrow is a Zelda Breath of the wild streamer that says some funny stuff

You not nearly as good as PointCrow

by WLKR3J July 28, 2020

asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008