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pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
by Oneweirddude July 8, 2018
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Prison Pillow

A prison pillow is an annoying and extremely effeminate gay man. Often the man in prison who is used to vent other inmates sexual needs and they often do it willingly. Generally the stereotypical kind you see with the inverted shirt-bra and calling other men their "Boo" and acting catty to other gay men.

The kinda gay where they forget how to throw a punch and instead scream and try and scratch you with fake and awful glued on nails.

The Pillow is used due to the reference "If you are feeling hot you just flip it over."
Jesus christ Kyle. I get that you are gay but did you have to go out with such a prison pillow?
by Little Richie's Black Uncle January 13, 2019
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Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.
Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!
by xPclynnx January 27, 2014
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Willy Pillow

The word has many meanings.

The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.

It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)

“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)

“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
by urbandictionary638362 April 4, 2022
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Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.
That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.
by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020
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dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.
1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
by fvck09 February 6, 2009
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Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.
John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.
by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011
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