Definitions by Prof.Juggles

pillow rat

A person who chooses to spend the day in bed lounging and justifies it by claiming they have nothing better to do with their time.

Lizzie decided to be a pillow rat even though her friends asked her to go to the beach.

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The act of holding the end of a joint between two coins so as not to burn ones fingers once the joint becomes too small to comfortably hold.

“Hey bro, can you pass me that joint?”

“Yeah man, it’s getting pretty low though, you may want to schmicky it.”

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