Derbyshire Picnic

A coffee.

I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk.

by anonymous January 10, 2021

Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner

After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

oh picnic

A phrase used similarly to express a subtle dislike or frusturstion

Oh Picnic! I left my wallet at home!

by H4nzl4 February 24, 2024

Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.

I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023

Picnic

When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.

“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
“Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.

by Mangooossh June 1, 2018

Picnic Tits

When a girls tits look like a snack

Guy - “Did you see that girls Picnic tits?”
Guy 2 - “Yeah dude, real nice snack”

by Basicbitch91 June 12, 2018