Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Piano Palms

When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.

"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine

by 10,000VoltGhost August 25, 2018

Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.

He got all that money because he pushed a piano.

by Angela West End August 21, 2025

Piano

An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.

Emma is great at playing the piano.

by Piano Person June 23, 2022

[The Piano]

The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.

Wow, that is The Piano!!!!!!

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018