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Philly Eagles 

Straight Trash, Not Ill Enough to hang with the NY Giants. They Are just as bad as the Dallas Cowboys but they are hated a little bit less. They would be on par with the Redskins except you guys usually dont choke the whole season, just in the post season. Wingless birds. Garbage.
DOO-DOO Butter. Philly Eagles. Trash, Wack, Scrubs.
Philly Eagles by NfcEastcritic December 7, 2009
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philly cheese steak 

the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you shit on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then shit right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.

Philly Trash Slut 

A girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the Betsy Ross, Tacony-Palmyra, or Ben Franklin Bridge to spread her VD all over the glorious New Jersey suburbs of Philadelphia. Until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the Delaware River was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. With the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid whore-women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban Phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in Northeast Philadelphia at the end of their day. Skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said whore-women have brought their own game to towns such as Moorestown and Cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their VD just as their grandmothers did. Easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, classy Southern New Jersey ladies.
That philly trash slut just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled snatch!

philly d #2 

The biggest pimp in VHS of the tenth graders.

the second highest class rank
hey daniela, wheres my philly d?
Bitch he aint your philly d hes mine!

I got my class rank today, im number philly d #2
philly d #2 by RB October 21, 2004

Philly Special 

The ballsiest play call in NFL history.
You think you've got guts? Doug Pedersen called a Philly Special on fourth and goal in the Super Bowl, bitch. You've got nothing.
Philly Special by dendu February 11, 2018

Philly Road Trash

The people that bad-mouth New Jersey, yet will cross the bridge over the sewer called the "Delaware River" and take money and jobs away from Jersey pineys without having to pay city taxes.
That Philly Road Trash cries about the hour drive to get here, but has no problem stealing Jersey hours.

Philly cheesesteak 

This type of philly cheesesteak is a sexual term according to Pierre Bouvier of Simple Plan. Although not explained exactly, it involves a two finger motion...hence its for girls.
Damn! I gave that girl a philly cheesesteak last night!