bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

by __________E____________ August 11, 2018

Angry Pervert

Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.

Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!

by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 1, 2023

Pervert

porn watching weirdos

look at that pervert with his beer in his and and his porn on tv.

by .Imp May 11, 2021

Pantyhose pervert

A person that enjoys the scent, taste and feeling of dirty worn pantyhose.

Becky is wearing pantyhose to work today because her pantyhose pervert is coming over tonight.

by The Pantyhose pervert November 5, 2022

Pervert

Striker Forest:

Striker Forest: Gay, Dumb, Thinks he’s cool, 1IQ, Thicccccccc, and Pervert!

by Socksfor1 is gay.Change myMind November 8, 2021