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pervert

Some queer that always has a woody and masturbates 10 times a day for every time he sees some chick's hot parts because he doesnt have a fuckin life
"Dude, that perverts gettin a fuckin hardon over Fat Heathers ass crack hanging out of her seat."
by Corey May 13, 2005
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The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
by Spatchmo June 16, 2009
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pinche pervert

hey man stop being such a pinche pervert.
by iBarfsAlot December 1, 2009
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Cool Pervert

(>.o) Joker. From the fuge.
(>.o) Joker : -Snaps her bra.- You loved it. -Does the fonz's pose.-
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
by (>.o) Joker. June 16, 2010
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Pervert

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Unless you don't know what it means. LULZ.
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We are all perverts.
by Ilyk2eatbananas March 18, 2007
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pervert

That drunk fat guy sitting at the end of the stage trying to see if your thong has some how slipped over to one side while yelling at you to put it in his face for a dollar.
Daaaaaaaammmmmmmn baaabeee stick it in my face, I gotta dollar
by Betty January 6, 2004
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