a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
by a random person that exists October 15, 2019
Get the bald headed perverted teachermug. Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
Get the The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animalsmug. Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
Get the a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at pornmug. Someone who is a gross weirdo in the best way possible. This is the kind of person you wouldn’t want your future kids hanging out with.
Dill- “that kid is such a sick cunt”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”
Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”
Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”
Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”
Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”
Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”
Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”
by Pat Ryan June 5, 2021
Get the Pervertmug. by Antispark April 16, 2008
Get the pervertizermug. Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
Get the The Awkward Perverted Turtlemug. A person who is not really talkative to people they don't know but is the opposite to people they know
by Rebmal August 12, 2021
Get the Pervertmug.