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Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
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That drunk fat guy sitting at the end of the stage trying to see if your thong has some how slipped over to one side while yelling at you to put it in his face for a dollar.
by Betty January 6, 2004
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No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
Mr. Worguheirvhehgurheiuhrvnvevib: Okay, class, today we will discuss, analyze and evaluate the significance of totalitarianism.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
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Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.
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