Rick Perry

Dictator perpetuus of Texas come November 2nd and the future president of the United States with Sarah Failin as his veep.

He won in 2006 with a whopping 39% of the vote.

He rode in on Dubya's coattails.

A vote for Rick Perry is a vote for Bush. Unfortunately, the shit-kickers and suburban retards think Bush was the greatest president ever since Ronald Raygun.

Despite what Perry says, Texas is a de facto sanctuary state that is billions in the hole with a piss-poor education system. We barely escaped from the financial crisis due to the fact that Texas has been immune to economic collapse since the 1800s and Perry had nothing to do with that.

Hitler would have been in office less than Rick Perry if he wins this year.

Remember to vote for Bill White on November 2nd. He may not have the greatest hair, but at least he's not a slimeball bastard.

I am Governor Rick Perry
I'm suave as you can see
Soon I will be president...
Obama power will soon go 'way
I will be fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will pray to God in school.

Texas Uber Alles.

by nbakuchev September 26, 2010

Perryman

A small, fat little crotch goblin who is well known for it’s unbelievable levels of stupidity. This term is often used as a replacement for the word ‘cunt’, which is wrong. A cunt usually has a small amount of intelligence, while a perryman has no traceable form of logic whatsoever.

God, look at that stupid fucker over there.
He’s almost as stupid as a perryman.

by 537537537537 eu May 1, 2021

perrywinkle

a quiet, unassuming woman with a deep intellect, a wallflower hiding beauty and sensuousness

Nobody gave Myrtle much thought, but James recognized a perrywinkle when he saw one.

by SfARMER March 4, 2010

Perry County

A rural county in Ohio with only two television channels- The hunting/gun channel, and the Nascar channel. Most people from this are are referred to as drunken rednecks.

Man, Perry County is full of drunken rednecks.

by SWPixy March 21, 2011

Perrysburg

The farmost excellent town in all of Ohio. A suburb of Toledo. Most people here are freindly and mostly Christian. Perrysburg is mis understood though, anyone who has grown up here knows that it is a great place to raise a family!

Hey kid you dont belong here its not safe, you should move to PERRYSBURG

by Perrysburg March 13, 2009

Perrysburg

A city in northern ohio that is commonly misjudged. It is said by many that Perrysburg is a city full of snobby, rich, preppy, hypocritical christians. There are people in perrysburg who are not this way, and actually think about things before they make an opinion, but for the the majority of the city, this stereotype is 100% correct. Many of the people there are ignorant close-minded idiots who think that christianity and the bible are the answer to everything. In some cases, people will reject you if you do not wear certain clothes or play a certain sport or listen to a specific kind of music. Also, the school system is very biased and leans in favor of any student that plays football or basketball, otherwise known as a "jock". The police system in perrysburg comepletely fails in all aspects. The worst crime ever commited in the city besides the rare robbing, is a highschool drinking party, in which the entire police will show up. They will also lie and exaggerate to a teenager's parents for sheer pleasure, because they have absolutely nothing else to do. And instead of spending the city's funds on school related materials, they spend it on ridiculous things, such as, a perrysburg SWAT team, which is pathetic. In a nutshell, Perrysburg Ohio is a town full of (mostly) hypocritical,ignorant,snobby, wealthy, dumbass Jesus freaks who have never been farther than Michigan or any of the other bordering states in their life except for their spring break vacation to Florida.

You know God hates you that much when you are forced to grow up in Perrysburg.

by Zac Mills February 18, 2009

Perryville High School

I mediocre school in Cecil County Maryland, known for their stupid alumni and below level male athletics and hated by all.

College Admissions office- "Hmmm lets see, 3.6 GPA, 2 season varsity athlete, good SAT scores, graduating from.... Perryville High School. Denied"

by kick/cluck December 7, 2009