The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015

Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which a/the female lies down while her partner hangs above her by his or her feet. With proper control, her partner can swing back and forth, performing oral ministrations on her each time his/her head swings by the appropriate areas.

That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!

by 10204329943513 January 2, 2013

pendulum

Another term for a bisexual. It is quite often used in negative terms.

He's a pendulum, he might hit on everybody!

by DaSolution July 10, 2011

Tremendous Pendus

A very very very big penis

Bob has one tremendous pendus

by Snugglesthearcticfox June 5, 2019

Pendu

A cheap/stingy Indian person.

Damnit Vijay, stop being a pendu.

by Tommay October 16, 2007

The Perduk

Hang a girl by the waist from a rope hanging 3 feet down from the ceiling. Spin her around on this rope until she reaches full RPM. Quickly cut the rope and initialize penetration as she is corkscrewing toward your boner.
Warning: when doing this sexual stunt use caution!!

I told that girl i wanted to give her the Perduk, she was like "What the eF???!!!!

by John Qtip January 11, 2009

pedus

The penis.

I bet my pedus is biger than your pedus.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009