A Penguin Icicle is when you take a dead smelt popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to waddle like Gentoo, once your partner has waddled enough to break the smelt popsicle down to a snow pea consistency you then place your balls on her feet like she's emperor penguin keeping an egg warm. You will know she is ready to mate once she starts to pop out the smelt snow peas into your mouth. P.S do not mind the odor that is accompanied by the act of the penguin icicle you will learn to love that sweet fishy smell.
by Velvet Rope April 11, 2020
Get the Penguin Iciclemug. by BlueCore January 30, 2017
Get the Narcissistic Penguinmug. In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
Get the club penguinmug. When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010
Get the Slippery Penguinmug. A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.
by fistfuck October 3, 2008
Get the Penguinmug. Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.
by HollowLog December 13, 2010
Get the Penguinmug. a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus
by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003
Get the Penguinmug.