club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

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Narcissistic Penguin

Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not

Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!

by BlueCore January 30, 2017

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GWEEN PENGUIN

A priest wearing a green cloak!

GWEEN, wait no, GWEEEENNNNN, NO GWEEN PENGUIN!

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.

"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"

by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

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Penguin

Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator

Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.

by HollowLog December 13, 2010

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Penguin

A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.

The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.

by fistfuck October 3, 2008

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