weak peach

A weak peach is the weakest boy or girl you know. If you call somebody a weak peach, you really think the person is not on shit & wasting yo time.

Kyra is a weak peach

by Ysl.benjii March 20, 2017

My Peaches

The struggle of trying to sell your peaches in a twitch chat of identify crisis

xStill_Infamous: Belle can I sell my peaches?
Belle: I DON’T CARE ABOUT PEACHES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

boosy peach

Boosy peach can be used as another way for calling someone a dumbass/retard.

"Johns being a real boosy peach right now"

by phonkk December 28, 2022

can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019

puffy peach

The female verison of blue balls. Happens when a lady gets all hot and bothered and never gets a follow through.

The name is based on a woman's goods that get puffy and swollen when aroused.

"Amanda and I were getting ready to get it on last night when we were interrupted, she's probably got a bad case of the puffy peach because she knows it woulda been so good."

"He thinks blue balls suck, try walking around with a puffy peach."

by golden fields of wheat January 18, 2008