pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.

I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.

by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010

pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

paedoscopes

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

by crackotfige September 12, 2005

chasing pavements

From the Adele song Chasing Pavements. When you have a fight and run off down the street alone. "What you're chasing is an empty pavement."

"After her boyfriend tripped, she went chasing pavements"

by Danimal Cracker October 29, 2008

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

paeder

A name that only one person in the entire world has.

Pae Pae teh Gay Gay.

by Kielbasa April 26, 2004