Patrick

This is the kind of guy or maybe even girl who's head is bigger than a buffet in the south. Usually has a beard spottier than T Mobiles data coverage! Could also be the type of person to stiff you at dinner but not after. His artistic side comes out when working on his personal sex toy collection. He will do WHATEVER it takes to ruped.

(BOSS): PATRICK, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO..
(PATRICK): OK!

by glitch project October 16, 2018

Patrick

Paddy is a massive prick.

"Who is that over there?"

"It's Patrick"

"Oh I heard a Paddy is fucking cunt"

by BeanstalkBen November 24, 2018

Patrick

A faggot in general, dont talk to this person

Patrick is a faggot

by Therealman69 August 1, 2020

no this is patrick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

by Mayo egg January 4, 2018

This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

patrick

only one word defines him and that word is LIT

Look at patrick isn't he LIT.

by MR>LIT February 15, 2018

patrick

a really REALLY hott person!

omg patrick is soooo hott!

by anticrombie December 12, 2008