pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!

Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!

by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011