parkour

a fag thing created by a bunch of french kids when they ran out of porno and bagguettes.

parkour is so gay

by little indian man October 8, 2008

Partoon

Trying to motorboat two girls but they end up motorboating each other.

" Hey Joe how was it with those two hoes last night?"
" Oh man I watched them partoon each other."
" Sweet"

by BribaBecka September 10, 2010

Parkour

A method of movement based upon the principles of both efficiency and speed. Originally developed by the criminal classes of France to escape the French police, it has since spread to all layer of France due to the versitility of its utility, from the typical French Adulterers (read 98% of the nation's male population) escaping the Adulteress' heavily armed husband, to the President escaping the lynch mob after his eighty-eighth attempt to sacrifice what little money and national dignity France has to save the dying European Union, and is, indeed, slowly reaching out to the international community of netizen mainly interested in 'cool-balls-awesomeness' rather than acutal 'utility'.

Gent. 1- Parkour- is that not this new French method of Running?

Gent. 2- Indeed it is sir, and very fine method of escape, if thou wouldst permit me to say thus.

Gent. 1- 'Tis genius, sir, but fitting, for who but the French should invent the best method of retreating.
The Two Europhobic Gentlemen of Devon- John Fletcher (1621)

by Tom O' Bedlam September 5, 2011

parkour

parkour is just getting from point A-B as quick as possible

"I do pk."
"What`s pk?"
"Parkour"

by Anubite July 2, 2007

Parkour

You know, that thing where people run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport.

Person 1: "What do they call it when dick bags run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport?"

Person 2: "Who could be that much of a wanker to call such a silly activity a sport?"

Person 1: "Hippies n' shit."

Person 1: "Oh, fuck, now I know what you mean: It's called 'parkour'. It must be French for 'being a dick' or 'being a wanker'. I get my French nouns and verbs mixed-up sometimes."

hippies dick bag

by Kizzmasterflash March 8, 2014

Partoon

He who is at one, with his awesome-ness. He who cannot be beaten.

Duuude, your like, soooo totally partoon. Hey Thanks man, But he who is partoon must be so much cooler than I.

by MrFlipsy1Time January 16, 2015

Parkour

Basically, its getting from point A to point B as fast as you can. This would involve vaulting over rails, running up walls, jumping long distance, etc.

Some guy took my wallet and started running, so I did parkour to catch him.

by Pyromancer May 16, 2015