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opening Pandora's box

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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Pandareus

Outside of the no-good, thieving character from greek mythology, Pandareus has become an intellectuals way to define someone as a "panda wuss" without using such lowbrow words. Pandareus is a soft, weak and morally objectional creature with no redeeming values. While calling someone a "panda wuss" is more common, the term Pandareus is used as a way to insult someone while in mixed company. A subtle jab that will often go unnoticed except by those who are in on the joke. Using the highbrow terminology for "panda wuss" is also an effective way of establishing intellectual superiority over those around you.
"I can't believe he backed down like that. That is a man of major Pandareus qualities. If you know what I mean...."

"He hasn't done an honest day's work in his life, he's a Pandereus of the worst kind."
by Skinker September 9, 2008
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Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.
Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy
by King Touchstone May 12, 2011
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Pando

Using Pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.
Hipster 1: Dude, have you heard of The Solids?
Hipster 2: No dude.
Hipster 1: Dude! You've got to check them out!
Hipster 2: I'll go Pando them right now, dude!
Hipster 1: Duuuuuuuuude.
by Faux Hipster November 22, 2010
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Pandoric

Describes a relationship that you are in because your new boyfriend/girlfriend reminds you of your Ex.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
I thought I had finally moved on from Jesse until I realized that my relationship with this new guy Jake is totally Pandoric! He has the same scooter as Jesse and is also an English major!
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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panoramic view

by sandmaster October 19, 2003
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Pandora

Someone who follows all the latest trends and follows the crowd. Does not display unique qualities. Taken from Pandora Jewellery Stores that market being unique and rare but are actually common and tasteless.
My Neighbour Alisha is extremely pandora!
by ilexbear February 12, 2019
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