A-panic

When playing multiplayer Super Mario Bros. (for Wii) A-panic
is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.

Not to be confused with A-strategy which is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.

"Iiiiiiih.. ohmygod-ohmygod.. A-panic!"

by Lady Grinch May 16, 2010

The Organic Panic

Refers to the subculture of people who will only eat organic food and make sure everyone knows it.

Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.

by llibymme August 22, 2012

last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.

Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.

by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013

Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.

A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.

by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009

panaphonic

Fictional brand of electronics coined in Simpsons, parody of Panasonic, now being used in Internet slang to describe poor-quality electronics.

That piece of shit radio was totally a panaphonic.

by sarasnoodles May 12, 2006

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

by d2zag March 31, 2015

Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.

"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"

by stormont6703 August 25, 2011