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Pumpkin Chuckin 

The sport of basketball since a basketball looks like a pumpkin.
Q: You guys gonna watch the NBA playoffs?

A: I have no desire to watch pumpkin chuckin.

Pumpkin Spice Guilt

When one consumes too much pumpkin spice throughout late-August/early-September. Consequently, one feels guilt since it's not even the start of official pumpkin spice season (it is typically still warm out at this time), and said person is already tired of the pumpkin spice flavor.
On September 5, Bobby and Mike reviewed their portfolios at Starbucks. When the cashier recommended Bobby try the Pumpkin Spice Latte, Bobby felt a wave of Pumpkin Spice Guilt crush over him. Bobby replied, "No thank you, I'll get an iced tea".

pumpkin patch 

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

pumpkin face 

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.
Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
pumpkin face by gnostic1 October 30, 2010

Pumpkin spice latte 

A drink that many white girls drink while in large oversized hoodies,no makeup on and a messy bun in there hair, because they think it gives them a cool fall aesthetic but really it makes them look like fake pieces of shit
Have you seen that girl drinking the pumpkin spice latte? She's so fake

pumpkin biscuit 

basically just a random thing to say to someone you don't like
Lilly: "God, Alicia, you're such a pumpkin biscuit!"
Alicia: *cries*
pumpkin biscuit by this_is_my_name February 8, 2008