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pussychology by lopsidedpsyduck April 11, 2021
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Psychological Auto Pilot
a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
Psychological Auto Pilot by good attention July 22, 2013
Psycholoception
Using many alternative intervals of mind manipulation at the same time, causing the victim to be left confused while their mind slowly erupts. The Mind Nuke.
Famous users of this include jedi's and Chuck Norris.
Famous users of this include jedi's and Chuck Norris.
feaRmypsycholUceptioN
You're reading the word and your mind is seperating the individual words while you later read all the capitalized letters. You see Fear my psycholoception and RUN. Little do you know there is no U in Psycholoception. Also psycholoception is an action, not a tool so fearing it would be usless. Plus the more you think about it the more the psycholoception is working but, if you stop thinking on it a ninja could sneak up on you and assissinate you. But how would that work if you're being psycholocepted? But didnt you just stop thinking about it so you wouldn't be? Boom. There goes your mind.
You're reading the word and your mind is seperating the individual words while you later read all the capitalized letters. You see Fear my psycholoception and RUN. Little do you know there is no U in Psycholoception. Also psycholoception is an action, not a tool so fearing it would be usless. Plus the more you think about it the more the psycholoception is working but, if you stop thinking on it a ninja could sneak up on you and assissinate you. But how would that work if you're being psycholocepted? But didnt you just stop thinking about it so you wouldn't be? Boom. There goes your mind.
Psycholoception by skcirT_dniM_ideJ November 14, 2011
psychological
Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective
1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.
2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.
Function: adjective
1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.
2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.
1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.
2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.
2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.
psychological by rastronauts May 25, 2010
Paychology
Paychology by Lenoid james November 11, 2010
Psycholologist
1. A psychologist who has no idea what s/he's doing that you just can't help laughing at.
2. A psychologist so desperate to diagnose a person with something (even if they have nothing mentally wrong with them) that the person goes home laughing.
3. A psychologist you're happy to see, even if they are a quack, simply for the comedy of it.
2. A psychologist so desperate to diagnose a person with something (even if they have nothing mentally wrong with them) that the person goes home laughing.
3. A psychologist you're happy to see, even if they are a quack, simply for the comedy of it.
Jane doe 1: Where did you say Clair was going today?
Jane doe 2: To her phsycholologist.
Jane doe 1: .. Erm, don't you mean 'psychologist'?
Jane doe 2: Nope, I mean psycholologist. The guys a total quack, she only goes for comedic purposes.
Jane doe 2: To her phsycholologist.
Jane doe 1: .. Erm, don't you mean 'psychologist'?
Jane doe 2: Nope, I mean psycholologist. The guys a total quack, she only goes for comedic purposes.
Psycholologist by OmgWttLOLXD January 25, 2011