Perfect Height, No Bucket

When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.

John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”

David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”

by Kevin Kofoid March 30, 2019

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

perfect

An unatainable and boring condition that kills people in its pursuit.

Perfect compared to what?

by jwill January 17, 2004

Perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)

perfect boyfriend

by Nikki_bam_bam December 18, 2011

Perfect Husband

The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.

I think I have found my future Perfect Husband!

by B.Experiment January 16, 2009

Perfectioness

The act of just being completely and amazing in the same action.

The perfectioness of your words acrry my heart away.

by Three11Lover February 8, 2009

Perfect Em

Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.

If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.

If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.

Emma: "Bleeeurgh"

Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"

Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"

by Plungeman April 25, 2011