lane possessive

someone cutting in on your fast lane

you're driving to work or heading somewhere, it's not a leisure type of drive, you actually need to get somewhere. then someone cuts in on your fast lane and slows you down. you get upset because you're lane possessive.

by s.pan December 5, 2011

Pussy Posse

A bunch o girls followin some douche cause they want that D.

Hey, did see Dom and his pussy posse yesterday? THEY WANT THE D!!!

by Doucheitup August 31, 2013

Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

not possible

I love you (too)

“but what if you want to join another party?”
“not possible”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.

"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"

by FFnytro September 20, 2022

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

by flipp December 14, 2008