Pooh

America's Nightmare! young, black, and didn't give a fuck !

"She's so rude, She's a total Pooh"

by wikipedia type shi March 27, 2023

winnie the pooh

a way to say someone is an asshole

your handwriting sucks

stop being such a winnie the pooh

by Royal Nebula September 15, 2023

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025

shaggy pooh

A girl with a beautiful smile😍 great personality could be mean at times and is in fact the best kind of girl and is poppin. She’s one of a kind.

Oh my god, I just seen my friend shaggy Pooh I hope I never loose her.

by H20002 May 16, 2018