by BiggieRobs March 8, 2004
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I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
Girl 1: Why are you walking that way?
Girl 2: Pipe Turner
Girl 1: In both or just one?
Girl 2: In all 3
Girl 1: You're brave
Girl 2: Pipe Turner
Girl 1: In both or just one?
Girl 2: In all 3
Girl 1: You're brave
by Mr. Pipe Turner March 12, 2010
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by AC July 13, 2006
Get the pipe waxed mug."That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"
by r-dog September 22, 2006
Get the Pipe gravy mug.The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
by Crunts January 14, 2010
Get the Pipe Critter mug.The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.
by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011
Get the pipe wet mug.A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.
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