phil status

a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.

"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."

by Dante White January 9, 2009

Dr. Phil

a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.

I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018

Phil Casabon

A pot smoking ski stomping badass that goes by B-Dog and hangs with Henrik Harlaut and the Inspired cru

Dude that was so Phil Casabon

by BecuzIski April 28, 2014

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 29, 2019

Phil Mianus

used for trolling to make the target say "fill me anus"

twitch streamer: thanks for the 10$ donation from Phil Mianus
twitch streamer: *realizes*
twitch streamer: *proceeds to hang himself*

by Dr. asdf November 19, 2020

Big Phil

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick

Guy 1: yo at the party last night I almost saw Big Phil

Guy 2: no way, how many women were there?

Big Phil: about eleventy-one

by Big Phil October 3, 2018