Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
Get the Petting a Unicornmug. A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.
Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.
by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015
Get the pet-cuntmug. by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017
Get the street pettingmug. Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016
Get the pet playdatemug. A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.
A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other
by JustNotReborn June 13, 2022
Get the Soul Petmug. A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
Get the Bastard Petmug. A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
by rolofinger April 26, 2019
Get the Pet Tigermug.