A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019
Get the Pink pencil mug.1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.
2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
Can be used in zero-gravity.
2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*
2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*
2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
by Durel April 8, 2006
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An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.
The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.
by Boss March 3, 2004
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like a hermaphrodite. Putting together Penis & Vagina
spells out "Pengina"
like a hermaphrodite. Putting together Penis & Vagina
spells out "Pengina"
by Freak102 March 27, 2010
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