my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 16, 2009
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actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie
Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.
by theoriginalallison December 05, 2008
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When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 10, 2019
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”
by AmNow December 24, 2020
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Sinaloa Package

The Sinaloa package is an option on GMC or Chevy trucks where the wheels and tires stick out of the wheel wells 4-6" for absolutely no reason at all.
Usually this wheel and tire package is equipped with a lift kit as well to really let everyone know what side of the border you're from.
Hey Carlos, did you see Juan's new truck? He got it with the Sinaloa package carnal. That truck is mas guapo ehh foo
by wrich187 September 12, 2024
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Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth
Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”
by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021
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