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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
mugGet the my package needs a stimulusmug.

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie
Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.
by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008
mugGet the actor-director package dealmug.

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 9, 2019
mugGet the Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Postedmug.

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
mugGet the creepy crawly crabs packagemug.

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”
by AmNow December 24, 2020
mugGet the Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!mug.

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.
"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"
by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018
mugGet the package jackermug.

666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.
James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package
by condensed_salt February 25, 2024
mugGet the 666 packagemug.

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