Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
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by shel rizza June 10, 2006
Get the tossin your own salad mug.Its when you are a private person, and well you are having sex, doggy style. You are shy and you are also curious.
While mid "The time between starting and when you finish", what ever that urban dictionary term is. Well, at this time, you decide to conquer your shyness, and slip it in the back door. Make it seem like it just slipped out, then full force it in there, now you have really come out... but she is curious herself and looks back to see whats going on... Since you are shy, and embarrassed, you reflexively punch her in the face and scream "Mind Your Own Business!"
Cheers
While mid "The time between starting and when you finish", what ever that urban dictionary term is. Well, at this time, you decide to conquer your shyness, and slip it in the back door. Make it seem like it just slipped out, then full force it in there, now you have really come out... but she is curious herself and looks back to see whats going on... Since you are shy, and embarrassed, you reflexively punch her in the face and scream "Mind Your Own Business!"
Cheers
Yesterday it was business as usual... if you know what I mean... har har har... and I had to give her the old "Mind your own business!" right! right fella, you know what I am talking about! Yeah cuz we are men!
by studleemon November 24, 2011
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by bakonbits September 23, 2010
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Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
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