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electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.
Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.
by Humanish September 30, 2020
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organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.
Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))
by bizzy63 February 26, 2012
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Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.
'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'
by Lynboi October 11, 2015
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Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.
He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.
by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023
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organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.
Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016
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Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner
"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?
by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012
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toe organ

A Organ specifically in your toe.
Mainly the guts in your toes.
No orgasmic feel when someone is playing or touching your toe organs, but sucking can be pleasant.
Ohh! My Toe Organs splattered all over the ground! Help me clean up?
by JawnWWRLP February 24, 2017
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