When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
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Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
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One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016
Get the Inverted Optimus Prime mug.Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
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by BigHarline69 February 1, 2021
Get the Dell Optiplex mug.Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
Get the urban co-opting mug.The processes e-girls go through to increase perceived attraction in their social media photos through the use of deceiving angles, filters, makeup, and editing.
Have you seen her IG? She's such a baddie!
Nah, have you seen her at school? She's a 5/10 at best. She's just mastered e-girl optics.
Nah, have you seen her at school? She's a 5/10 at best. She's just mastered e-girl optics.
by bartholomewliuscaesar December 15, 2021
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