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Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.
by I no wrds June 6, 2018
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human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
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Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016
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Stock option

Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.

People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."

Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"

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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."

Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
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Dell Optiplex

Dell optiplex is the best gaming pc ment for gta read dead and definitely cyberpunk this pc has glass sides with rgb lighting and A GeForce etc 3090 Billion TI with intel core i69 edition buy today at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcq
Owen: Wanna buy the new Dell Optiplex Gaming pc
Bailey:Yes So Cool
by BigHarline69 February 1, 2021
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urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
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E-girl optics

The processes e-girls go through to increase perceived attraction in their social media photos through the use of deceiving angles, filters, makeup, and editing.
Have you seen her IG? She's such a baddie!
Nah, have you seen her at school? She's a 5/10 at best. She's just mastered e-girl optics.
by bartholomewliuscaesar December 15, 2021
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