octopus

A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.

Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.

by Fiona Slennz April 14, 2006

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.

My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.

by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010

Octopussy

Jack Octigan aka a ginormous faggot

the octopussy down the road sat in the corner while kids threw shit at him

by NOOB@)210 November 26, 2010

Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.

'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'

by chaibox December 23, 2009

octopi

An incorrect pluralization of octopus. Widly accepted by the public, Octopi is the word that most people use. Some people will argue that the proper pluralization is Octopodes, however most biologists will agree that the correct pluralization is Octopuses. (Ref. Sciencs Mag; Vol 307, 25 March 2005)

The abillity of octopuses to escape from enclosures is widly known by keepers in all aquariums

by Pacific Octopus May 8, 2005

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006