college block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college

(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.

(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.

by lolwutgg February 8, 2010

book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.

'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'

by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009

fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.

Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!

by jjt3hii August 29, 2010

Jar Blocking

When an individual keeps trying to insert themselves into a conversation when two marines are talking

Carmen can you stop jar blocking Nate?

by kennykay August 14, 2012

DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.

Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"

by schizo_valdik October 3, 2019

Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.

Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.

by luckstar44 May 11, 2009