Fluffer nutter

When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.

“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”

by OBlock grippy April 23, 2023

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Bus Nutter

A person who nuts on a bus in broad day light

Everyone: omg- your a bus nutter- you nutted on the bus

by Drae Shroom March 06, 2022

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nutter utters

noun. balls; usually wet with sweat; a something bad

dude 1: i just got pooped on.

dude 2: that sucks nutter utters.

dude 1: nahh... i am brazillion.

by dudew/computer July 14, 2011

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Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 24, 2021

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Nutter cream

When you are having a threesome with another guy and girl. While you are on your back, fucking out her brains. The guy starts gettin a blowjob from the girl and his sweat drips in your face.

guy1 how was your threesome?
{guy2 went well until i got nutter creamed.

by Joey powell December 14, 2016

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