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harrison is a nonce

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce
by RUST MUTT July 21, 2019
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nonce

Pejorative term for a sexually deviant male. Current usage has shaded into implying a pedophile but the older meaning was a homosexual or effeminate male. The transition in meaning has occurred as homosexuality has become more acceptable but pedophilia has become less so.

Etymology: Nance, from Nancy. The female name applied derisively to a male expressed the speakers opinion of his taking or deserving a female or inferior role. Also Nancy-boy, Miss Nancy, Miss Molly, Nauncy, Naunce, Nanny-boy.

Variants of this term date back to at least the mid-nineteenth century and probably much earlier.
The charge was elevenpence, but it was a dark, evil-smelling place, and a notorious haunt of the 'nancy-boys.' Downstairs, in the murky kitchen, three ambiguous-looking youths in smartish blue suits were sitting on a bench apart, ignored by the other lodgers." George Orwell, "Down and Out in Paris

"...My first presumption was that he wished to ask me my direction but as soon as he spoke I knew him to be a nonce..." John Stewart Earl, Journal
by Ruthless2 March 5, 2011
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Nonce

How do I say “let’s go champ” in your language

“I am a nonce”
by Nonce Briggs November 22, 2019
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Noiche

A new way to get high these days. It is laced with different kinds of herbs. It comes in a match package, from India. You strike the match, like you normally would with any match, and sniff the burning match, don't get too close, and you'll surely get high. Note:Highness last for a few seconds and when you come back you smell really bad.

Another way, if you can't find it, is just use inscent matches.
Kid 1: "Hey man, wanna go do some noiche?

Kid 2: "Yeah dude, I love the highness it gives you. Sucks it lasts for a few seconds.
by foxvargashunter69 March 10, 2009
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Femi-nonce

Fuck off you dirty femi-nonce
by Davie G April 19, 2007
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nochuck

An adjective or noun to describe the values, mentality and culture of the people living in Cambridge, Somerville, and the nearby municipalities located north of the Charles river in Massachusetts. The term is used in contrast to the values, mentality, and culture of people in Boston proper which is south of the Charles river (see sochuck).
Let's go nochuck tonight and get organic, soy-based, lattes before catching an indie Norwegian film and then later head sochuck to bang some slutty B.U. girls.
by J3553G April 1, 2010
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Noncident

The word used to describe a nonce like incident that has occurred in the claim of an accident, but is blaintly obvious it was intentional.
Jack noncidentally hit Lydia’s bum with a Rounders bat. John was annoyed and jealous so Jack claimed it was a Noncident.
by DatEngishLitGuy June 18, 2019
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