Nolan shaw

Nolan Shaw is the most annoying person you could ever meet he falls for every girl he meets and he thinks he’s so hot but he is not . Nolan Shaw is weird but he thinks he’s cool and all he talks about is his dick

Person 1:Omg ew is that Nolan Shaw

Person 2:Yea ew

by Emily chocked November 20, 2019

Nolan

A straight-up rapist. He is kinda funny but very creepy sometimes.. Bet he looks up rapist memes... At least he is funny and a nice friend to hand around with! If you ever see him, slap him on the back, a nice welcoming.

Nolan: Hi guys, school again.
Me: EVERYBODY RUNN, HIDE, EWWWWWWWW!!

by anonymous midnight November 24, 2019

Nolan

Nolan's are sweet,kind,generous,loving,careful,handsome,hot and so much more.if by chance you ever get a Nolan even if y'all are just friends don't let them go they are very hard to come across but if you become their girlfriend then know this:they will never cheat on you, they will always care about how you feel even if they don't let you into their feelings at first but eventually they will let you in just give them some time they have some trust issues but that's just because they have had that thing happen to them multiple times just give them some time.

Person 1: look it's Nolan!
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man

by Ufdhduv May 29, 2019

nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Nolan Stierle

Pimp. A man who is a strong lover. He will care about you than any other guy.

Also a bomb ass lacrosse player.

"Oh shit, look at Nolan Stierle. He is such a good person, I'd be lucky to date him."

by nolanlover69 December 4, 2019