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Kirked

getting assassinated for voicing your views or getting assassinated in the same way like Charlie Kirk did on september 10th 2025 (God rest his soul)
"with or without counting gang violence" *bang* "ayo he got Kirked"

"hey did you hear George got stabbed in the throat for voicing his views?"

"no way they Kirked him!"
by Imperator Makkus September 11, 2025
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Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
Mmh you’ve kirked
by unknown SIC December 4, 2023
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kirk

by Tadicts September 15, 2025
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getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk
random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson
by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025
mugGet the getting kirkmug.

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean
Kirk, The god of creation
by KJKakarot November 3, 2022
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Kirk

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: did you get kirk
by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025
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kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.
Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025
mugGet the kirkedmug.

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