Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

Quetzalcoatols Choice

A brand of coffee on the simpsons

Quetzalcoatols Choice! Tastier than a human heart

by Pseud-A-Nym December 19, 2022

Green Choice

A yummy, delicious and healthy spread of peanut butter that has lightened people's lives for generations. This favorite in the cupboard has become a staple in so many homes all across Scandinavia. Everyone wants a piece of Green Choice and to be part of the community of Green Choicers. Once you go Green you never go mean!

A life without Green Choice peanut butter, is that even a life?!

by PB_ November 24, 2021

Choice

Something that is very hard to do.

I have to make a choice about who I like better.

by quack quack 🦆 December 21, 2019

Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.

hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??

by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009

Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists

"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up

by R_l_T November 12, 2024